“What you got today?” Queen B asked me today. “Beige,” I responded. Soft tacos (three days old? four?) chicken breast (two days old, I’m pretty sure), McDonald’s apple dippers (last night!) and great northern white beans (not sure, I don’t think they are from this week, but they don’t smell bad and I already ate this strange wrap with some salad dressing in the staff fridge [thanks Lugene] and I feel okay so far).